Archive for June, 2010

I get to read a lot of technical writing, ranging from barely commented code all the way up to high level executive summaries and everything in between. At the high level,  explaining technical concepts to non-technical people is an art form.  Done well, it’s a thing of beauty;  done poorly, it’s nearly as funny as bad porn.

I’m not going to cite the source on this because otherwise the book doesn’t suck too badly, but …

If IP is the network “plate,” TCP is the network “spoon.” After food is plopped onto your plate, you need something to send it into your mouth without spilling it into your lap.  Sure, you could use a fork, but try eating soup with a fork.  You can probably eat peas form your knife without dropping any, but a spoon is the most reliable implement for most Western foods.

Try eating soup with a fork!  Jesus H. Christ … now what’s the command-line syntax for rebooting that switch again?

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I assigned this to my Gotham class recently.  From The Art of Fiction, a great book in spite of Gardner’s ugly and bogus disdain for the genre ghetto.

Describe a lake from the point of view of a man who has just committed a murder. Do not mention the murder or death.

My take on the assignment:

The gaunt man sat on a flat rock and looked down at the lake.  It was almost perfectly circular.  Tall pines surrounded it like sentinels, except for the short arc of cliff where he sat.  The sun had been up for several hours and the rock was warm.  The gaunt man rested his hand on the hard surface, palm down, and imagined the heat entering his body through his hand, filling him and overflowing, spilling like blood, warm like blood, spilling out of his eyes, his mouth, his nose.

The sky was deep blue, without a single cloud, the lake beneath the reflection of cloud and sky a deeper blue, as if it held not only the mirrored infiinity above but a shadow world  as well.  The gaunt man had been coming to this lake for years and recalled something of its origin.  A dam had been built several miles up into the hills and this lake was the result.  There had been a few houses, a store, a gas station — not really a town, barely a wide spot in the road nestled in a nearly circular depression a half-mile in diameter.  He imagined the irregular lake bottom, slick mossy rocks and the pulpy rotted husks of trees.  The broken precision of a road, asphalt buckled and cracked.  And there in the cool, green dark– the hulking shape of a house.

He closed his eyes and imagined himself there on lake bottom, feet floating a few inches above the driveway gravel, bobbing with the current.  The house loomed before him; a pair of empty, broken windows stared in mute reproach.

He turned his face up to the sun and the image dissolved.  The sun was purple and bright through his closed eyelids.  He wanted to open his eyes, to re-enter the world.  The warmth of the sun felt good on his face and he hated the good feeling.  He dragged his hand along the surface of the rock until it snagged on a sharp spur and he pushed harder and dragged his hand again until the spur opened the ball of his palm and blood began to flow.

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Smart, balanced commentary on self-publishing, with Day-Glo sneakers.  The gist: not all self-published authors are vain, pathetic, and delusional. Only most of them.

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Courtesy of Orchid Spangiafora

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I have pledged to write 250 words a day for the next 42 days and I would like help from my CherrylogRoad and Facebook friends.  Please consider supporting my efforts with a $10 PayPal donation to the workshop.  Thanks!

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I just registered for the 2010 Clarion West Write-a-thon.  If you are a writer, please consider signing up and setting a writing goal.  If you are a reader, please sponsor me or another one of the many fine writers that will be participating.  Thanks!

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Kind of retro, a style of reading I’d almost forgotten:  getting through a piece, start to finish, without following divergent trails of breadcrumbs to other sources and back again.  Placing the links instead at the end, like their ancestral footnotes.  Seems languid, almost Southern.  I’m gonna finish this article and my mint julep and I’m not going anywhere until I’m done with both of ’em.

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